fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that

bombing:

i want two million dollars in marked bills. i want each one of them to be marked with a small happy face to represent me when i receive the cash. then you can have your son back

reallyreallyreallytrying:

this millionaire crocodile owns a chain of swamps. but how? and why???

railroadsoftware:

omg we have so much in common.. we both want to win the lottery

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

“Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me.” — J. K. Rowling (via rsvnr)

(Source: sandflies)

On filming the ‘Purple Wedding’ with the cast

(Source: kingofwinter)

tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

w0ndurland:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I HATE THIS TEXT POST

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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(Source: ernbarassing)